Burped, farted, sneezed, hiccuped and coughed all with 10 seconds?
thank you, first amendment
pisser of a bongload dude
Don't hate you queers. Unless you've enjoyed all of the above at the same time you simply haven't lived! LOL
Seen a Chevy with the buttefly doors stunt stuntin is a habbit!
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
I have not gone that far yet Bill although I have sh it, thrown up, sneezed all that the same time with my mother law watching. That was in interesting night.
You pooped yourself in front of your mother in law? How embarrassing.
I've sneezed nonstop for about 3 minutes and was very lightheaded afterwards.
YA that kinda sucked LOL. Some wierd super bug made me super sick in last summer.
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]But man Ryan. I think you take the cake about sh*ting yourself in front of your mother in law.[/quote]
Do you have to call the CDC every time you lay waste to a toilet?
HAHA. Ya the whole having an audience was not in the plan. She was just the only one to make sure I was alive. So she walked in on me and said are you ok as I dropped my drawers and violated that bathroom. I replied with "no".
I've hurled and blasted butt lava at the exact same time.
I have always acted in self defense, occasionally pre-emptive self defense.
i won't even go into my norovirus incidents
[quote="Spock"]I've hurled and blasted butt lava at the exact same time.
[quote="bill"][quote="Spock"]I've hurled and blasted butt lava at the exact same time.