AndrewN · Supreme ChancellorAug 2, 2005 4:08am
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
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Have you go time to burn?
richieboyAug 2, 2005 5:53am
huh. interesting
In close range combat, an unsuspecting melon will get the back of its melon blown off.
airsoftbum2006Aug 2, 2005 6:13am
i read till a bit after he makes his first wish with nate and stuff then read the end, apparently missed a bit becuase it didnt make much sense.
michaeldAug 2, 2005 6:31am
i gave up in the middle. the 15 foot snake kinda scared me :cry:
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
GuestAug 2, 2005 4:19pm
now you know why i hate snakes! :lol: lil f'ers do that ALL the time! :lol: :lol:
GuestAug 2, 2005 8:07pm
what cool story? i didn't write that novel! thanks but not me! dang story so long it drug into next week!!! i just hate snakes! unless theyre skinned and cooked :D
D*AAug 2, 2005 10:42pm
nice story. i dont even know how i came across it. was interesting enough so i read the whole thing.
sampsonite! i was way off!
GuestAug 2, 2005 11:36pm
oops sorry cagedconner, miss read what you put there! hehheh
bdoggriceAug 4, 2005 12:30am
Cool story. Who wrote it?...........All that and a corny punchline too.
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GuestAug 4, 2005 1:18am
wow, great sotry, i actually read the whole thing...now im gonna have to sleep and rest my eyes after that!!!
AndrewN · Supreme ChancellorAug 4, 2005 2:51am
Someone posted it on another forum i frequent and I thought it was entertaining. I guees I felt like wasting your guys' time. lol
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MickeyAug 4, 2005 3:03am
who ever wrote that must have no life, or sellls books...either one
Some say-That it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes.
attlie53Aug 4, 2005 3:12am
man i for one found it a good little read.
ghost457Aug 5, 2005 7:25pm
long, but interesting. after all that, i expected some deep, profound lesson or something, and then just a corny punchline. bummer.
I was that whisper in the night that killed you.
Newbie77Aug 5, 2005 10:34pm
lol i no wat was the point
Dont hate on my m16 $25 spring gun i say it dont matter wat gun matters bout the person shooting it
ShoopDaWhoopDec 6, 2012 10:50pm
I'm glad you did, that was very entertaining.
[quote="BlainO"]OH, don't mind Austin, we let him greet the guests, and then tie him up out back. :lol:[/quote]
hairy_appleDec 7, 2012 6:40am
Holy shit...
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
aaman16Dec 9, 2012 4:48pm
Hmm. Rather interesting story. Love the 'kill humanity' lever.
Curse my inability to drive!