cuz he was the ONLY sacairsofter to reach out and wish me a happy 31st yesterday despite many invitations, postings, and some of you having gotten sloshed at my place
happy birthday you old fuck
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
as a aside, neither of my 3 neighbors whom i've been friends with for the past 8+ years bothered either. they're in a for a rude drunk belligerant Wraith night 2night!
that's cuz u kept calling me when i was at work in a call center, try after adult hours poopie
Wait till you see the training knife i have on the bench for your present. :twisted:
happy belated birthday dick... I didn't know, thats my excuse. I can haz not nowes your birfday
Hey last time I wished you a happy birthday you saluted me with the Bird. Then again I'd expect nothing less from the Wraith667.
[quote="wraith667"]cuz he was the ONLY sacairsofter to reach out and wish me a happy 31st yesterday despite many invitations, postings, and some of you having gotten sloshed at my place
[quote="bill"][quote="wraith667"]cuz he was the ONLY sacairsofter to reach out and wish me a happy 31st yesterday despite many invitations, postings, and some of you having gotten sloshed at my place
Seek the Narrow Gate, for the path is broad and the gate is wide that leads to destruction.
so you don't want to get piss drunk and join me at the titty bar?
Piss drunk...yes...titty bar...honestly not my thing. No point in spending my money, ALOT of money to get a boner. Plus I dont want no oakland girl drag her crusty junk on my pressious jew bits.
The last time we went into a titty bar I almost got us into a fight and kicked out. It all started when this skanky trick dancer kept pestering me for a lap dance. She maybe weighed in at a whopping 98LBS and stood perhaps 5'5".
Bill, you're still filling up my cup of tea there. I took a friend to the Larry flint club and put a $1 on the table for a very similar sounding chrack whore. My friends and wife looked at me like "WTF?" so I said real fucking loud "I just want her to eat something off the $0.99 cent menu, I mean look at her, don't you feel sorry for her."