Anyone ever watch this show? It's freakin' awesome. There was a kid who jumped off a 60 foot cliff and had so much water go up his bum it blew out his colon and he bled to death. Then some dude got caught in some wierd laughing loop and laughed for 36 hours untill his heart failed. I've seen a few of these and they are always funny and actully crazy the way people kill themselves.
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
I'm still waiting for the one about the guy who fired a Madbull M203 shell into a campfire and burst into flames *cough*...
Guy farted so much in his sleep one night that he got some kind of poisoning from it and died in his bed.
some woman was on a bus and she was a smoker. the bus wouldnt stop unless it was an emergency and there was no smoking on the bus. she finally jumped out the window and died. oh... but she got the emergency stop... after she jjumped. :)
And Shepherds we shall be
The laywer that shows off to interns and accidently jumped out of a 20 story building. Or the wood chipper is good.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8WIsg-aqSc
How about the guy who gets a phone call at 2am and instead of grabbing his phone grabs a 4" Colt and blows his brains out LOL.
or the one where the guy gets his face impaled by a steel rim while inflating a truck tire and watching porn at the same time...
or the one where some guys shoot into the air on new years and the bullet fell from the sky and hit some guy.
or the one with the javelin instructor that throws one and it impales his face when he turns back to brag about how far he threw it?
KWA M4
there was a girl who was fishing, who had never caught a fish before in her life. when she finally hooked one, she pulled it out of the water so quickly that it flew into her mouth. it got lodged in her throat, and because of the direction of the fish's scales, she couldn't pull it out.
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or the one where the guy is on shrooms in the desert and sees "furries" doing the nasty and tries to join in but they shun him then he sees a bear and tries getting with it then gets mauled to death :shock:
[quote="bandit"]there was a girl who was fishing, who had never caught a fish before in her life. when she finally hooked one, she pulled it out of the water so quickly that it flew into her mouth. it got lodged in her throat, and because of the direction of the fish's scales, she couldn't pull it out.
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[quote="Zmac4"]or the one where the guy is on shrooms in the desert and sees "furries" doing the nasty and tries to join in but they shun him then he sees a bear and tries getting with it then gets mauled to death :shock:[/quote]
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