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The operator known only as Wolf was in deep trouble. He knew that the enemy was all around him and soon would find him if he didn't do SOMETHING! He could not afford to lose......again! Looking for anything that might help him, he searched through the nearby buildings. looking through his sniper scope he found it! It was a Jeep CJ7. Awesome! just then however he saw in the driver seat of the jeep was someone short. Was it a kid? No wait it was a midget! From the sparce cover that he had Wolf took aim and squeezed the trigger............ the midget grabbed his neck and shouted out "hit" A second midget jumped into the back of the Jeep to see where his team mate had been hit from. Wolf slowly squeezed the trigger again. "hit" called out the second midget. As he slung his Tokyo Mauri VSR-10 and pulled out his Classic Army M15a4 Wolf slowly but surely made his way to the Jeep. As he got closer to the shed housing the Jeep another midget popped up from behind a saddle to try to shoot at Wolf but unfortunately Wolf's tight bore barrel in his M4 was too precise for the midget who could do nothing but say "hit" as he felt the BB hit him. Ah his salvation was in sight. ever so carefully he sliced the pie to clear the shed. He could taste the victory! Wolf climbed in the Jeep and what luck the keys were in it! Turning the keys all Wolf heard was click! Oh no the battery was dead! Where could he find some jumper cables? Looking in the back of the jeep there was nothing except a quart of motor oil and a 1 pound block o. All that work to secure the Jeep just to find this! So lost in trying to get the Jeep going Wolf didn't notice the other 3 members of the enemy team closing on him until it was almost too late. Acting on instinct alone Wolf drew his KJW Sig 226 spun and fired 3 times. all three of the remaining enemy calling "hit!" He had done it! he was the last surviving person on the field!

Meh. Applications.

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Let it go people.

[quote="wolf10851"]The operator known only as Wolf was in deep trouble. He knew that the enemy was all around him and soon would find him if he didn't do SOMETHING! He could not afford to lose......again! Looking for anything that might help him, he searched through the nearby buildings. looking through his sniper scope he found it! It was a Jeep CJ7. Awesome! just then however he saw in the driver seat of the jeep was someone short. Was it a kid? No wait it was a midget! From the sparce cover that he had Wolf took aim and squeezed the trigger............ the midget grabbed his neck and shouted out "hit" A second midget jumped into the back of the Jeep to see where his team mate had been hit from. Wolf slowly squeezed the trigger again. "hit" called out the second midget. As he slung his Tokyo Mauri VSR-10 and pulled out his Classic Army M15a4 Wolf slowly but surely made his way to the Jeep. As he got closer to the shed housing the Jeep another midget popped up from behind a saddle to try to shoot at Wolf but unfortunately Wolf's tight bore barrel in his M4 was too precise for the midget who could do nothing but say "hit" as he felt the BB hit him. Ah his salvation was in sight. ever so carefully he sliced the pie to clear the shed. He could taste the victory! Wolf climbed in the Jeep and what luck the keys were in it! Turning the keys all Wolf heard was click! Oh no the battery was dead! Where could he find some jumper cables? Looking in the back of the jeep there was nothing except a quart of motor oil and a 1 pound block o. All that work to secure the Jeep just to find this! So lost in trying to get the Jeep going Wolf didn't notice the other 3 members of the enemy team closing on him until it was almost too late. Acting on instinct alone Wolf drew his KJW Sig 226 spun and fired 3 times. all three of the remaining enemy calling "hit!" He had done it! he was the last surviving person on the field![/quote]

Jumper cables on nipples boys.... Just a hint.