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Well i'm bored, just watching re-runs of MADTV, and this question poped into my head: who would win Robocop or Chuck Norris.

Negatory, you are forgetting the very first chuck norris fact

Ah, so true, but Robocop is only part human

Underneath Chuck norris beard there isnt a chin, only an other fist.

i removed the clip

Dude read the comment last left. By diapes714 , thats not cool.

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[quote="diapes714"]yeah, R.I.P. ERIC HARRIS & DYLAN KLEBOLD, THE COLUMBINE KILLERS. R.I.P. SEUNG-HUI CHO, THE VIRGINIA TECH KILLER.[/quote]

That has nothing to to with this, this is a clip from a movie

I dont care if it has nothing to do with the clip, do you understand what that person wrote?

ok, ok

When Chuck Norris opens up a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out of the can.

Robocop is too slow

but is chuck norris made out of bulletproof steel? I think not, you can only karatechop something so much

[quote="sackings_fan514"]but is chuck norris made out of bulletproof steel?[/quote]

Pfft...it should be a known fact the only two people whom are able to rival Chuck Norris are Bruce Lee and McGuyver.

[quote="Eisenzhan"]Pfft...it should be a known fact the only two people whom are able to rival Chuck Norris are Bruce Lee and McGuyver.[/quote]

so for robocop to beat Chuck Norris, all he has to do is stand there and watch him kick his own ass?

[quote="sackings_fan514"]so for robocop to beat Chuck Norris, all he has to do is stand there and watch him kick his own ass?[/quote]

Did you know Chuck Norris is 1/4 native american? Its not genetics, the man ate an Indian. My money would be on Chuck, I did my research as well, I watched Chuck Norris kill hundreds of Vietnamese, board a chopper with POWs, manage to not get shot down by the MIG 21 interceptors the Vietnamese have and land downtown Siagon the other day. Robocop just killed some bank robbers. And nightly on the Hallmark channel he kicks the crud out of the worst Texas has to offer.

Robocop would put up a pretty good fight though, slow moving or not

[quote="castle"]Did you know Chuck Norris is 1/4 native american? Its not genetics, the man ate an Indian. My money would be on Chuck, I did my research as well, I watched Chuck Norris kill hundreds of Vietnamese, board a chopper with POWs, manage to not get shot down by the MIG 21 interceptors the Vietnamese have and land downtown Siagon the other day. Robocop just killed some bank robbers. And nightly on the Hallmark channel he kicks the crud out of the worst Texas has to offer.[/quote]

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Really? When?

He is kicking butt on USA as well... They had better have put him on USA... if they didnt, well I dont have to tell you what would have happened. I wonder, movies like Red Dawn, and Missing in Action, and Commando, do you think that while our enemies over seas were watching those movies they got scared, I can see it now, a couple of Soviets watching Rambo 3 in their barracks, just scared to death that this maniac is coming to kill them, "Look Yuri his magazine never runs out!" "Nothing can kill these Americans!" "They must be majic." Thats what we need in Iraq, Old Sly walking down mainstreet Baghdad with an M-60 in a black tanktop with a Red headband. Make no mistake, our enemies know who Rambo is, and they would surrender by the hundreds.... Glorious.

What about Robo Lee Macguyver? I think Ol' Chuck might be in trouble.

Was his high school mascot a wolverine?

Mr. Rodgers would pwn Chuck Norris.