MonksidiousDec 9, 2005 9:03am
Just thought we should have a place to share telemarketing stories...anyone got a good one?
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Telemarketer Stories
billDec 9, 2005 9:15am
[quote="Monksidious"]Just thought we should have a place to share telemarketing stories...anyone got a good one?
ARESDec 9, 2005 1:38pm
Heres how all my telemarketing goes:
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GuestDec 9, 2005 5:54pm
[quote="ARES"]Heres how all my telemarketing goes:
Elrand1Dec 9, 2005 7:32pm
[quote="#1jerk"]https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx
aK_tHrYlLsDec 10, 2005 1:42am
when they ask for "Mr. So-and-so" I say hold on, let me go get them. Then I just put the phone down and see how long they hold. I got about 10 mins once.
"Guns don't kill people. People kill people."
aK_tHrYlLsDec 10, 2005 1:45am
when they ask for "Mr. So-and-so" I say hold on, let me go get them. Then I just put the phone down and see how long they hold. I got about 10 mins once.
"Guns don't kill people. People kill people."
AxeDec 10, 2005 1:58am
Some stupid idiots must actually listen and take them serious. One time I blew a whistle into the phone. The guy told me that I didnt need to be rude I could have just hung up.
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aK_tHrYlLsDec 10, 2005 2:12am
lol, I would hate being a telemarketer. another thing I like to do is ask customer service people what contry they are located in. I find most of them to be located in Asia. their fake American accents are pretty funny.
"Guns don't kill people. People kill people."
GuestDec 10, 2005 4:11am
hahah i have a good one:
ButtonBoyDec 10, 2005 4:14am
Joe you always sound gay :lol: j/k j/k
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JohnyDec 10, 2005 4:47am
a lot to companies use TM firms out of india...SBC has customer service calls routed through india....it so damm funny when the call for long distance service...Apu telling me to switch to SCB long distance...it cracks me up!
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Russian SavageDec 10, 2005 5:38pm
man i love fooling around with telemarcketers...wasnt their a "TELE ZAPPER" type device, that the line connecnts to then it connects to the phone...so it "ZAPS" the the telemarketer number when is comes by
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bdoggriceDec 10, 2005 6:00pm
You might want to see if the county that you're in has a law against banks or whatever financial institution from selling your private information. That is exectly how you get these calls. Your bank sold your information to hundreds to thousands of possiblie marketers to either call you or fill up your mailbox. If it is unlawful, then you may have some cash coming your way.
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