Once Chuck Norris did a round house kick so fast that his foot went faster than the speed of light, went back in time, and hit Amelia Airheart in the head as she was flying over the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Ok Ronin, KNUCKLE UP!
Stop, stop im laughing too hard. I going to have some shirts made with those sayings on it...who wants one?
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos...How You like me now?