Chuck Norris!
well, with all the chuck norris "facts" and things like that, some guy made a game about him. you can rip their hearts out(you can eat them if you need health!), roundhouse kick!!!, and also jump on a dead ninja's head and the brain will pop out...haha.
well, you know what they say:
I tried the game. I was not really impressed actually found it boring. Oh well thanks for trying.
If you give to a charity please think of giving to one of these two charities. The Naval Special Warfare Foundation or Navy SEAL Warrior Fund.
Chuck Norris' tear's can cure cancer. Unfortunately Chuck Norris has never cried. EVER.
"Chuck Norris can Ejaculate Through Solid Steel!!!"
I Love My French Bulldog Cannoli!
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter!
I HAVE MOSFETs FOR SALE!!!
chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits
"that's ghetto"
yeah well Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you (Mr. Ghetto) into the 5th deminsion if you dont SFTU... :lol: im kidding, i just had to say it...haha.
A couple nights ago I had a dream that I was on my Elementary School playground...and Chuck Norris was there, smoking a cigar. I went up to him and got his autograph...and then we started talking and he morphed into one of the PE / Health teachers at my high school. It was weird. :?
Gun control is not Crime control.
chuck norris invented water
That game was kinda wack.
DJ (Dennis)
It never ends ... I had 153 kills before I finally stopped
LOL, so basically were wasting your life and then realized hey, I could be doing something more productive...
DJ (Dennis)
I want my 5 min back!
"Live on your feet or die living in the prone." -GySgt Newton
Sorry,the girls on the left through me off.... :lol:
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For all you March Birthday Boys and Girls out there. Chuck is COMMANDING you to have the greatest birthday ever
the last thing that goes through the minds of chuck norris's victems.............it the back of his foot
www.chucknorrisisgod.com probobly the funnies site ive seen (about chuck)
