SACair Forum

In a parallel universe, the United States has banned pornography. Placed in a "virtual chastity belt", the adult video industry has gone underground. While underground, they begin to collect and recover as many contrabands as possible. All in the hopes of one day revilatizing the industry and the beginning of a new sexual revolution. Learning of a transport plane carrying recently siezed contrabands, the underground shoots down the plane in order to recover 1 key item. This item is the master copy of one of the first original American adult videos.

The only way theyll get my smut is by prying it out of my cold dead hands, put me down for the underground resistance,

Hmm where do we do this? At a strip joint :lol: ... In all seriousness whoever gets the porn ish might not want to give it up after the game is over with. ;)

I'll see if David will let us use City Limits. I know of a few strippers I wish I could have shot back in the day. He may be up to the idea...

That's why there's the Vatican Force ;)...suitable location would be at either the hill or nam since this supposed to take place at/around a crash site. Though there could be a follow-up involving a strip club, some props, strippers and a dwarf.

many of my coworkers look like dwarves, we serviced all kinds of clientel. Wait, that sounds bad, how bout the dancers served all sorts of clientel...geez... :roll:

Hmm I like it so far :D Does the winning team keep the mag or video? :twisted:

winnig team gets a lap dance from Ronnie... or Andrew(if you're into petofilia)

I suppose it could be a trophy of some sort. Don't know if would go over so well some parents though....perhaps we should have a blank copy for the for our ummmm pubicly challenged players.

[quote="TheDean"]winnig team gets a lap dance from Ronnie... or Andrew(if you're into petofilia)[/quote]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm porrrrnnnnnnnn (droooooolllllllllll) dibs for underground resistance. :lol:

Just to play the devil's advocate I would go for the Vatican Force.

yeah i would probably want to go Vatican...seems like the best one to play as... :)

Any chance this may occur this summer?

well someone has the be "the man" so im down with the feds.

I'll be the man... and I dont know if i'll try too hard if the ronnie and andrew idea goes through....

sorry team mates, breakin a rule here, but I gotta go PORN!

I have one of the biggest collections of porn...um, wait...nevermind what I just said...im down with the porn resistance.

[quote="USAF27"]I have one of the biggest collections of porn...um, wait...nevermind what I just said...im down with the porn resistance.[/quote]

I will wear my SS gear for the vatican team, will fit in great lol

I guess I'll have to iron out the details and get the ball roll'n.

When and where is this thing going down?

I want to shoot people this weekend.

Well there's a game this Sunday, but it's not this scenerio. When it does happen it will be posted in the events section.

If we're fighting for porn...Im bringing a lunch, and a trunk of guns and bb's .... spend some time in a tent in a country you cant pronounce without seeing a single pair of titties ... and you to will fight for porn all day long !

Shane, you didn't see my "hard" drive on the "laptop" while in country! memory sticks and disks!

W0o0o0oW!!!! well i guess there is a age limit then lol