USAF27May 16, 2006 10:21pm
Why is it, when you piss a woman off they NEVER tell you whats wrong???
"Why do I always get the ugly chick?"
Why??
guitardedMay 16, 2006 10:26pm
and then if they do tell wats "wrong"........u l8r find out thats not even close from her friends
foothill_airsofterMay 16, 2006 10:37pm
or you meet a girl you both really hit it off and finally she stays the night it was probably the greates night in the history of nights, then for no reason she doesnt call and that is it...... so what if I farted in the middle of sex what is the big deal?
Coolwater airsoft is a bunch of queers hence they all dress pretty and match all the time, most of them are simply adults that live at home still, when they arent doing airsoft stuff they like to play D&D and have circle jerks, they all voted for Jon Kerry and are democrats
bdoggriceMay 16, 2006 11:47pm
First question: Did you forget her birthday or you two's anniversary? It doesn't have to be an anniversary that you two first met or got together, it could be something dumb (to our gender) like the first day you put the toilet seat back down when you were done with your business. Women are known to make the stupidest thing sentimental.
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GuestMay 16, 2006 11:52pm
I got room in my house...you're welcome anytime :lol:
ButtonBoyMay 17, 2006 1:09am
Dude, you get more than I do, a *sigh*!!! She would just sit there and give me the silent treatment.
"Live on your feet or die living in the prone." -GySgt Newton
GuestMay 17, 2006 1:11am
until then play hobowars...
bdoggriceMay 17, 2006 1:39am
[quote="Teufelhund"]Dude, you get more than I do, a *sigh*!!! She would just sit there and give me the silent treatment.
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HellionMay 17, 2006 3:30am
I wasn't giving them the right to vote were we went wrong, It was teaching them to speak in the first place!
GuestMay 17, 2006 4:20am
Snoopy's words of wisdom when it comes to ladies...
picoyMay 17, 2006 4:36am
[quote="snoopy"]Snoopy's words of wisdom when it comes to ladies...
GuestMay 17, 2006 4:46am
[quote="picoy"][quote="snoopy"]Snoopy's words of wisdom when it comes to ladies...
ButtonBoyMay 17, 2006 4:48am
eh for that story i thinks anger hurt a bit more.
"Live on your feet or die living in the prone." -GySgt Newton
GuestMay 17, 2006 4:53am
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
USAF27May 17, 2006 1:57pm
[quote="picoy"][quote="snoopy"]Snoopy's words of wisdom when it comes to ladies...
"Why do I always get the ugly chick?"
foothill_airsofterMay 17, 2006 3:36pm
I hate when u become the inbetween sex until she gets back with her original boyfriend, its degrading
Coolwater airsoft is a bunch of queers hence they all dress pretty and match all the time, most of them are simply adults that live at home still, when they arent doing airsoft stuff they like to play D&D and have circle jerks, they all voted for Jon Kerry and are democrats
USAF27May 17, 2006 3:50pm
Yeah...I know, but you have to look at it like, "hey...at least I'm gettin mine", when that happens.
"Why do I always get the ugly chick?"
foothill_airsofterMay 17, 2006 4:06pm
I dont want mine anymore....(gonna gay it up here) I want to do the whole settle down thing
Coolwater airsoft is a bunch of queers hence they all dress pretty and match all the time, most of them are simply adults that live at home still, when they arent doing airsoft stuff they like to play D&D and have circle jerks, they all voted for Jon Kerry and are democrats
foothill_airsofterMay 17, 2006 4:18pm
I am sick of one nighters
Coolwater airsoft is a bunch of queers hence they all dress pretty and match all the time, most of them are simply adults that live at home still, when they arent doing airsoft stuff they like to play D&D and have circle jerks, they all voted for Jon Kerry and are democrats
GuestMay 17, 2006 6:38pm
Jeremy, I can't figure them out! You've met mine! I'm a statistic too!!! 20yrs together through military AND law enforcement! Maybe it's because I keep her drunk???? :lol:
foothill_airsofterMay 17, 2006 6:40pm
will sedation work or is that a no no too?
Coolwater airsoft is a bunch of queers hence they all dress pretty and match all the time, most of them are simply adults that live at home still, when they arent doing airsoft stuff they like to play D&D and have circle jerks, they all voted for Jon Kerry and are democrats
USAF27May 17, 2006 6:53pm
I honestly think that they are the most confusing thing in existence!!!!
"Why do I always get the ugly chick?"
foothill_airsofterMay 17, 2006 6:55pm
agreed it would be easier to go gay then we could get CW to hang out with us....... but yeah it might hurt
Coolwater airsoft is a bunch of queers hence they all dress pretty and match all the time, most of them are simply adults that live at home still, when they arent doing airsoft stuff they like to play D&D and have circle jerks, they all voted for Jon Kerry and are democrats
GuestMay 17, 2006 7:52pm
Cheer up Jeremy, you still got us!!!!! Well, on the other hand, I guess I'd be bummed too!!haha :lol: