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Random stories?

May 12, 2006 4:57am
so apparently offtopic is random story telling time?
May 12, 2006 5:00am
i have a feeling that she thinks that its so small that it wont matter. thats why she didnt answer. :wink:
May 12, 2006 5:01am
1 pint shouldnt affect an errection...
May 12, 2006 5:05am
negative on the hot plabotomist
May 12, 2006 5:08am
lol! i totally read it wrong. I read 14 pints instead of the one!
May 12, 2006 5:15am
LOL
May 12, 2006 5:16am
......................................evolution at its best
May 12, 2006 5:24am
Well, a couple of weeks ago I was riding the light rail. I was trying to be a good citizen and conserve gas :roll:
May 12, 2006 5:27am
[quote="picoy"]Well, a couple of weeks ago I was riding the light rail. I was trying to be a good citizen and conserve gas :roll:
May 12, 2006 5:33am
jeez :roll: that's scary, remind me never to ride the light rail again.
· Supreme ChancellorMay 12, 2006 6:57am
[quote="d80"][quote="picoy"]Well, a couple of weeks ago I was riding the light rail. I was trying to be a good citizen and conserve gas :roll:
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May 12, 2006 1:18pm
OMG, Only Dave could ask that! Did she even make a face? I would have been on the floor laughing if I would had heard that. F ucking Dave :lol:
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May 12, 2006 6:10pm
Ok heres my dumb story and Swat monket can back it up cause he was there. Ok so me and about 8 others were at the Galleria Mall, earlier in the day somone tried to mug me but thats a diffrent story, so, I walked into GOdiva chocaltes and ordered some candy, I asked they attractive attendent at the counter if the choclate eggs were any good, she said "yes" so i bought one. As she was bagging it up she said "good choice on the egg, they are the best thing u have ever had" and i looked at her with a dead pan look and said back "really the best thing ever?! you dont get out alot." She she smilled turned red and said "well the best thing that u will ever eat" then i just walked away with my candy. Stupid i know.
May 12, 2006 6:25pm
she probably had a penis anyways
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May 12, 2006 7:18pm
Haha! lol.
May 12, 2006 9:01pm
[quote="rap1171"]Ok heres my dumb story and Swat monket can back it up cause he was there. Ok so me and about 8 others were at the Galleria Mall, earlier in the day somone tried to mug me but thats a diffrent story, so, I walked into GOdiva chocaltes and ordered some candy, I asked they attractive attendent at the counter if the choclate eggs were any good, she said "yes" so i bought one. As she was bagging it up she said "good choice on the egg, they are the best thing you have ever had" and i looked at her with a dead pan look and said back "really the best thing ever?! you dont get out alot." She she smilled turned red and said "well the best thing that you will ever eat" then i just walked away with my candy. Stupid i know.[/quote]