so apparently offtopic is random story telling time?
i have a feeling that she thinks that its so small that it wont matter. thats why she didnt answer. :wink:
1 pint shouldnt affect an errection...
negative on the hot plabotomist
lol! i totally read it wrong. I read 14 pints instead of the one!
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Well, a couple of weeks ago I was riding the light rail. I was trying to be a good citizen and conserve gas :roll:
[quote="picoy"]Well, a couple of weeks ago I was riding the light rail. I was trying to be a good citizen and conserve gas :roll:
jeez :roll: that's scary, remind me never to ride the light rail again.
[quote="d80"][quote="picoy"]Well, a couple of weeks ago I was riding the light rail. I was trying to be a good citizen and conserve gas :roll:
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OMG, Only Dave could ask that! Did she even make a face? I would have been on the floor laughing if I would had heard that. F ucking Dave :lol:
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Ok heres my dumb story and Swat monket can back it up cause he was there. Ok so me and about 8 others were at the Galleria Mall, earlier in the day somone tried to mug me but thats a diffrent story, so, I walked into GOdiva chocaltes and ordered some candy, I asked they attractive attendent at the counter if the choclate eggs were any good, she said "yes" so i bought one. As she was bagging it up she said "good choice on the egg, they are the best thing u have ever had" and i looked at her with a dead pan look and said back "really the best thing ever?! you dont get out alot." She she smilled turned red and said "well the best thing that u will ever eat" then i just walked away with my candy. Stupid i know.
she probably had a penis anyways
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[quote="rap1171"]Ok heres my dumb story and Swat monket can back it up cause he was there. Ok so me and about 8 others were at the Galleria Mall, earlier in the day somone tried to mug me but thats a diffrent story, so, I walked into GOdiva chocaltes and ordered some candy, I asked they attractive attendent at the counter if the choclate eggs were any good, she said "yes" so i bought one. As she was bagging it up she said "good choice on the egg, they are the best thing you have ever had" and i looked at her with a dead pan look and said back "really the best thing ever?! you dont get out alot." She she smilled turned red and said "well the best thing that you will ever eat" then i just walked away with my candy. Stupid i know.[/quote]