sgt_mullerSep 3, 2006 9:52pm
Post jokes here- who knows...they might even be good sometimes!
Every day above ground is a good day.
Jokes
GuestSep 3, 2006 10:04pm
heard this one in AEX, and i have another that i heard on an airplane...haha.
sgt_mullerSep 3, 2006 10:23pm
nice- I head the one with the three guys in the desert before, just different nationalities.
Every day above ground is a good day.
JeppyJaySep 3, 2006 10:26pm
guy walks into a bar:
"As I walk throught the valley of the Shadow of Death I have no fear, because I am the meanest mutherf***er in the whole valley."
toddlyonSep 3, 2006 10:59pm
ok so there is this duck and one day he goes up to his friend the skunk and he goes i dont know who i am. the skunk replies u have feathers, u flie, u have a bill. ur a duck. so the skunk started thinking to himself u now i dont really know who i am so i he went to his friend the duck and said i dont know who i am and the duck repies ur not quite black ur not quite white u stink ur a mexican.
RcasSep 3, 2006 11:06pm
A mother and her child were on a Southwest flight and the child asked the mother
Chase42Sep 4, 2006 2:07am
oh man, that's good!
kickasspsychoSep 4, 2006 2:21am
guy walks into a bar, says, bartender, just give a bottle of whisky and a glass
paintballer :(
sgt_mullerSep 4, 2006 2:27am
so this guy sticks his head in the barber shop...
Every day above ground is a good day.
GuestSep 4, 2006 4:16am
[quote="sgt_muller"]so this guy sticks his head in the barber shop...
SasquatchSep 4, 2006 4:29am
So these three explorers are walking through the jungle, and they get captured by the natives. The Chief says that they will have to pay for tresspassing on their lands. He goes to the first guy and askes "Do you want death, or mobufu?". The guy picks mobufu, and the ten strongest warriors proceed to f_k him in the butt, and he is set free. The chief goes to the next guy and asks the same question, and the explorer chooses mobufu. The next ten strongest warriors f_k him in the butt, and he gets to leave. The chief comes to the final guy, and asks "Do you want death, or mobufu?". Seeing what happened to the other two, he says "F_k that, I want death". So the chief says "Ok, death...
The F-Word: "It's like the Swiss Army Knife of words"
kickasspsychoSep 4, 2006 5:34am
an englishman, frenchman and a newyorker become stranded on a desert island, and are instantly found by a band of cannibals.
paintballer :(
fuddruckersSep 4, 2006 10:21am
a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street talking about polotics and relgion and all that stuff. Well the priest sees a little 8 year old boy walking down the street twords them. He looks at the Rabbi and says "hey u want to grab that little boy and screw him in that corner?"
JereSep 11, 2006 3:54am
[quote="SWATMonkey"]old guy: yeah...thats exactly what i did when i got the bowl of soup in the first place.[/quote]
[quote="Airsofter58"]but Classic Armies have the best bodies. And overall I must say, they have the sickest and a really tight name going there. Classic Army. That is tight.[/quote]
sgt_mullerSep 11, 2006 8:41pm
A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening." Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!" "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks. "No... I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders!"
Every day above ground is a good day.
fuddruckersSep 12, 2006 4:19am
what do u get when you cross a Jew and a Muslim?
krazykillaSep 12, 2006 4:22am
[quote="kickasspsycho"]an englishman, frenchman and a newyorker become stranded on a desert island, and are instantly found by a band of cannibals.
Capn_CrunkSep 12, 2006 4:39am
A guy is sitting in a bar and sees an attractive young woman a couple chairs down. He walks over to her and takes a seat, and casually says "hi".
