fuddruckersFeb 20, 2007 2:19am
For your enjoyment:
Product Waring
Flea619Feb 20, 2007 2:41am
On every tube of Preparation H is a warning label that says," Do not take this product orally." Can you imagine the letter someone wrote to have them put that on there??, " I ate this whole tube of your product and I still have those damned hemorrhoids. And man, my mouth is so small I cant even eat a jellybean. But I can whistle real good!"
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
rosieFeb 20, 2007 3:18am
A friend of mine had a kitchen knife that said "Caution: Do not use to stab small children."
wraith667Mar 2, 2007 5:21pm
preperation H taken orally is ideal if you're constapated, relaxed, streches and release you intenstinal tract by dcresing inflammatory blood flow
Tommyknocker2121Mar 2, 2007 5:37pm
What's sad is all those labels are probably in response to an actual time the event they are warning against happened
eaglemikeMar 2, 2007 7:44pm
you know how many furnaces i threw out windows while doing HVAC/R? more than i can remember...i can remember dropping one out a window in front of the city inspector, he wasn't happy, and neither was i when i found out it needed to go down the stairs...screw that...out the window
I am a 33! Be proud of what you are...
SasquatchMar 3, 2007 2:44am
Sometimes I wonder if the people who put these on products make some of them up just to fuk with us, and when they see threads like this they just sit back and laugh at us. Still funny though.
The F-Word: "It's like the Swiss Army Knife of words"
bdoggriceMar 3, 2007 3:29am
McDonald's coffee
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bdoggriceMar 3, 2007 3:30am
OH yeah! I forgot to mention that she won her case.
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michaeldMar 3, 2007 7:48am
[quote="run-n-gun"]rofllmao lmao lmao lmao http://www.mfiap.com/airsoft/safety_e.htm
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
StormMar 3, 2007 7:31pm
it dose because its the "recommended" saftey gear/proceduars for airsoft
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