Best airsoft joke contest!
While playing airsoft two ââ¬Återrorists were casually flanking the U.S. soldiers. Two bbs. flew right past there heads. One of the terrorists said to the other one, ââ¬ÅWhere is he, is he camouflaged?ââ¬Â Then the other one said, ââ¬ÅWhat else do you call it when you cant see them ââ¬Â
I think Stones sig should be teh winna!!1!. I love it so much.
Juic4y
oh noes, Erik you edited my post :/
God save us everyone will be burning inside the fires of a thousand suns.
ok this one probably sucks but here it goes.
Incorrect.
HeadOnTactical.com
im totally doing some research for this one.
im in!
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[quote="THElitesniper"]minus points for hatin[/quote]how? :wink:
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Whats the real reason paintball sucks?
God save us everyone will be burning inside the fires of a thousand suns.
oh wait, ive got my official one finished, someone get the official joke/comic thread goin'!
i sya +1 for Thelitesniper for his TM/CA one
+1 Thelitesniper
aaaahhhhhhhhhhgh!
I agree, litesniper, thats a good one...
I am a 33! Be proud of what you are...
+1 for PJ! :lol: !
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+1 Thelitesniper gets mine. Excellent.
The F-Word: "It's like the Swiss Army Knife of words"
[quote="WestCoastPJ"]+1 for PJ! :lol: ![/quote]
talk about over doing it on protection
I am a 33! Be proud of what you are...
Ok so two noobs are hiding benind a bush when all of sudden a burst of bb's comes whipping around them. They both twitch and duck thier heads. One of the noobs looks at the other and sees these white things falling off of him. The guy does not seem to notice so he doesn't say anything. A few seconds later another burst comes ripping around them. Again the noob sees his bro and all these white bb's and parts of broken ones falling off of him and landing on his bdu's. Well he has had enough and he doesn't want to be a cheater so he gets the nerve up to say something to his bro." Yo, I do not know how you cannot notice but dude you are getting lit up. I mean look at the ground around you and at these parts of bb's that shattered on you or your rifle hell they landed on me too. I mean how in the heck can you not feel those hits?"
"The cream always rises to the top. While all the other stuff just sinks to the bottom to be forgotten." Wayne B.
not bad, not bad...try comic strips they are way fun to make.
I gotta hand it to LiteSniper and CP. Those were great! :lol:
Gun control is not Crime control.
[quote="Faint"]What did the airsoft say to the paintballer?
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!!
I should get corniest joke :lol:
"The cream always rises to the top. While all the other stuff just sinks to the bottom to be forgotten." Wayne B.
hmmmm.......ok im going to have to pull out the big guns...pics coming soon...
