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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his

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So this Little Mexian boy is baking in the kitchen with his mother and when his mother turns her back he whipes flour all over his face and says " Look Mommy Im white" and the little boys mom says " O son Go away and dont do that again" and she wacks him in the back of the head. So then the little boy walks into the family room and says " Hey dad look I turned white" and the dad looks at him and says " Boy you should be proud of being Hispanic" and wacks him in the back of the head. Then the little boy goes to his Grandma for sympathy and she looks at him and says " O for heavens sake take that off your face" then she wacks him in the back of the head. Feeling terrible the little boy goes back into the kitchen and his mother goes "son whats wrong?" and the little boy says " I have only Been White for 5 Minutes and I already hate Mexians"

haha ZING!

So there's this guy, Johny, who builds airsoft guns.

sh!t man no fair!

Just read this one...

I don't know how funny you guys will find this, but this was part of a conversation on AIM. I just read it from a long time ago, and I thought it was pretty witty.

hehe...delicious looking woman...

Bishop And The Ass

heh thats pretty good, i like the simple two liners tho.

two blondes walk into a building...

That is insulting.................. but I admit that it is probably true..........and also that i have probably done something along those lines

[quote="Storm"]That is insulting.................. but I admit that it is probably true..........and also that i have probably done something along those lines[/quote]

[quote="metalmaster"][quote="Storm"]That is insulting.................. but I admit that it is probably true..........and also that i have probably done something along those lines[/quote]

whaT is brown and sticky? .....A stick

[quote="Storm"]That is insulting.................. but I admit that it is probably true..........and also that i have probably done something along those lines[/quote]

hehe yo mama

i love it when you call me big poppa!