poserApr 10, 2007 12:41am
" How can you be such a dick all the time?" Girlfriend asks.
"The cream always rises to the top. While all the other stuff just sinks to the bottom to be forgotten." Wayne B.
Things not to say...
StormApr 10, 2007 12:43am
"Why do you wear that it makes you look fat???" Boyfriend asks
Funny Theatre Quotes:
GuestApr 10, 2007 12:43am
Oops.
Tommyknocker2121Apr 10, 2007 12:48am
[quote="THElitesniper"]hm...there's alot to not say, but one that is universal: sorry[/quote]
michaeldApr 10, 2007 12:49am
that was a pretty retarded post there tommy. :wink:
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
GVairsofterApr 10, 2007 12:52am
my wife walked in as that started playing... she slapped me and walked out..
GuestApr 10, 2007 12:56am
"So son, do you know why I pulled you over?"
michaeldApr 10, 2007 12:56am
[quote="ERIN"]"So son, do you know why I pulled you over?"
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
metalmasterApr 10, 2007 1:00am
"O...so she was your sister...my bad"
fuddruckersApr 10, 2007 1:50am
when your loading a gun "ah SH!T"
poserApr 10, 2007 1:56am
"Oh shit it slipped off!"
"The cream always rises to the top. While all the other stuff just sinks to the bottom to be forgotten." Wayne B.
Tommyknocker2121Apr 10, 2007 1:58am
[quote="GVairsofter"]my wife walked in as that started playing... she slapped me and walked out..
fuddruckersApr 10, 2007 1:58am
[quote="poser"]"Oh *poop* it slipped off!"[/quote]
SSgt_BurginApr 10, 2007 2:02am
no its not the dress that makes you look fat. its the fat that makes you look fat.
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
lineman66Apr 10, 2007 3:23am
from my real life experience... when you're blacked out drunk and lying on the grass, and a cop comes up and asks you "son, are you drunk?" DON'T get up and say "No officer! I'm not drunk! YOU'RE drunk!!!"
My best advice for new airsoft players:
wraith667Apr 10, 2007 3:45pm
[quote="Storm"]"Why do you wear that it makes you look fat???" Boyfriend asks[/quote]
dingApr 10, 2007 4:28pm
Things not to say:
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
kickasspsychoApr 10, 2007 7:27pm
this is more of a "famous last words" quote, but "its not loaded" is pretty weak. From my friends personal experience right before he shot himself in the eye with his spring deagle.
paintballer :(
Mr_GhettoApr 10, 2007 8:36pm
this isn't what this thread asked for, but still (on easter)
"that's ghetto"
michaeldApr 10, 2007 9:08pm
Wait, THATS NOT MY FINGER!!
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
FaintApr 10, 2007 9:48pm
Whats red and green and goes a million miles per hour?
God save us everyone will be burning inside the fires of a thousand suns.