fav quotes thread! WIN!
1. cartman-a-son! you racka disapprine!- guess
"I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few public officials. "
When in doubt duck when certain dont bother cuz you are already screwed
Funny Theatre Quotes:
Wow, 2 are mine already. woot.
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God save us everyone will be burning inside the fires of a thousand suns.
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
"it works better if you turn it 90 degrees to the right" david quivey as he slept
Audrey
You don't pay a hooker for sex. You pay them to leave immediately and not call you back.
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
If you show up for a fair fight..you are not prepared.
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos...How You like me now?
[quote="Andrew"]Wow, 2 are mine already. woot.[/quote]
"Clifford Worley: I haven't seen Clarence.
Love is grand, divorce is twenty grand...
RazorOne
-A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
When you read thank a teacher... When you read in english thank a soilder-Spooky P-5
Funny Theatre Quotes:
Once you pull the pin, Mr. grenade is no longer your friend
"The two loudest sounds in the world are a click when you should hear a bang and a bang when you should hear a click."
"NOS is like a girl with STDs;you kno you want to hit it,but your scared of the consequences"
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jason kidd (NBA player) "I'm gonna turn this team around 360 degrees"
"that's ghetto"
This one fits airsoft
Funny Theatre Quotes:
WWII "Nuts!"
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!!
"Man this is some heavy sh*t. What is it man?"
"Do you have any armor piercing bb's?"
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some one actually came into aex and asked that? tell me you have the store's reaction on tape.
[quote="The Snuke!!!"]some one actually came into aex and asked that? tell me you have the store's reaction on tape.[/quote]
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Lawl I love you guys.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!!
[quote="Andrew"][quote="The Snuke!!!"]some one actually came into aex and asked that? tell me you have the store's reaction on tape.[/quote]