http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html
All alone he turns to stone
I just tell telemarketers "I'm sorry, I don't have a phone" and hang up.
I used to work in a bank... USED TO... apparently they don't like it when you take home samples.
i use a judge judy soundboard i have on my computer.