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ok considering my latest blond move i was curious what are some of the stupid injuries you have gotten..no they dont have to be airsoft related

Punched a wall and broke my hand.

Jumped on to a short stone wall bare foot. I missed the ledge and ripped a toenail off. I think i was 10.

burned myself with a butane torch

jumped off a fence barefoot and landed on a nail. went straight through my foot. I think i was 9.

i made a rope swing in my back yard and my landing pad was a series of cinder blocks, broke my elbow. I was about 9

[quote="rap1171"]i made a rope swing in my back yard and my landing pad was a series of cinder blocks, broke my elbow. I was about 9[/quote]

[quote="MetalMaster"][quote="rap1171"]i made a rope swing in my back yard and my landing pad was a series of cinder blocks, broke my elbow. I was about 9[/quote]

[quote="MetalMaster"][quote="rap1171"]i made a rope swing in my back yard and my landing pad was a series of cinder blocks, broke my elbow. I was about 9[/quote]

[quote="sure_shot"][quote="MetalMaster"][quote="rap1171"]i made a rope swing in my back yard and my landing pad was a series of cinder blocks, broke my elbow. I was about 9[/quote]

used a utility knife to cut plastic pipe. the blade slid through the last 1/2 inch like a hot knife through butter, slid through my wrist as well. lost 60% use of my index finger because i was too lazy to walk 2 blocks and get a hacksaw.<was 25 years old> lol

rolled my ankle on the last step of a flight of stairs

[quote="freq88"]rolled my ankle on the last step of a flight of stairs[/quote]

I got wasted and passed out in the driveway and my sister ran me over dragging my face across 20 ft. of pavement. I woke up to the sound of my own scream.

what no one else has tabogned down a flight of stairs?????????????????

Wow where to start:

Sat there, watching my ex walk up only to push me off the balcony, 2 stories.

[quote="ButtonBoy"]Sat there, watching my ex walk up only to push me off the balcony, 2 stories.[/quote]

[quote="MetalMaster"][quote="ButtonBoy"]Sat there, watching my ex walk up only to push me off the balcony, 2 stories.[/quote]

When I was about 5 er 6 I dropped one of those solid metal pipes that block cars from going onto bike/walking trials. Ripped off my toenail, looked down and saw blood spewing out of my shoe.

i got one for you. i was watching my brother play residents evil for playstation (not sure on age but it was a long time ago) while the parents weren't home. Late at night half asleep and scared out of my mind my mom burst through the door to scare us, next thing i remember was cryin my butt off and a hole in the drywall from my head. Not sure on the details as i dont remember. :roll:

I was cutting some sharp cheddar for some grilled cheese sandwiches I was making. Now it was one of those big Tillamook blocks. Knife slipped and damn near chopped off the tip of my left ring finger, about 1/4-1/8 of an inch down from the end. Damn near passed out, pansy I know. But it grew back and you can still see where the old tissue ends and the new one starts. Oh and the sandwiches were pretty good too.

college and pro indoor soccer..14 concusions

Fell asleep riding my bike back from class. I missed the entrance to a tunnel and ended up with a bruised ulna, a splitting headache and road rash from my left brow to my right knee.

I have sliced both knee caps open

We used to have a 25 ft tall tower in the backyard and whenI was 7 I think, I was swinging on a bar on the top and flew off and landed on a pile of chopped wood. Then I woke up about 15 minutes later

My brother + spoon + candle + bored at diner = a hole burned through the skin on my arm when i wasnt looking

fell face first off my scooter and broke my wrist, i was like 10

I was in 4th grade and after an exhilarating game of bike tag in the halls of the local elementary school. Nothing like racing down narrow breezeways weaving between poles trying to get close enough to tag you buddy. That had it's own series of injuries involving posts that held up the breezeways. So after that brilliant idea my friend Frankie came up with another really cool thing to do! This time it was cruising down the blacktop steering ones bike with your feet. Of course this wasn't cool enough, the next cool part was to lean really far back while steering with you feet. That led to my injury as I made a turn my foot got stuck in between the fork and the rim. Que the endo over hand bars face first onto pavement with really heavy old school bmx bike for the follow up smash... yes that was quite smart.

I was in 4th grade and after an exhilarating game of bike tag in the halls of the local elementary school. Nothing like racing down narrow breezeways weaving between poles trying to get close enough to tag you buddy. That had it's own series of injuries involving posts that held up the breezeways. So after that brilliant idea my friend Frankie came up with another really cool thing to do! This time it was cruising down the blacktop steering ones bike with your feet. Of course this wasn't cool enough, the next cool part was to lean really far back while steering with you feet. That led to my injury as I made a turn my foot got stuck in between the fork and the rim. Que the endo over hand bars face first onto pavement with really heavy old school bmx bike for the follow up smash... yes that was quite smart.