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I was 20 and I had been practicing jumping over parking lot planters (the ones with the 6" high curbs and short shrubs) on my rollerblades all afternoon. I had the speed, distance and vertical clearance dialed in perfectly by using a set of chalk marks directly next to the planter itself.

stabbed my finger with a pocket knife while trying to looses up melted and dried chocolet chips. i was about 7.

oh i forgot, i almost cut my left thumb off in a bandsaw trying to prue the bottom branches of a xmas tree. lol

[quote="rap1171"]oh i forgot, i almost cut my left thumb off in a bandsaw trying to prue the bottom branches of a xmas tree. lol[/quote]

[quote="MetalMaster"][quote="rap1171"]oh i forgot, i almost cut my left thumb off in a bandsaw trying to prue the bottom branches of a xmas tree. lol[/quote]

Broke both of my ankles play dance dance revolution

while i was helping remodel our bathroom, forgot to put the light switch cover back on. Soi in the middle of the night when i have to a piss i shock my fingers on the switch. Not an injury really, just something really really stupid i did.

[quote="iceman2026"]while i was helping remodel our bathroom, forgot to put the light switch cover back on. Soi in the middle of the night when i have to a piss i shock my fingers on the switch. Not an injury really, just something really really stupid i did.[/quote]

[quote="MetalMaster"][quote="rap1171"]oh i forgot, i almost cut my left thumb off in a bandsaw trying to prue the bottom branches of a xmas tree. lol[/quote]

last time i was at ord i ran full speed across a street and i ended up face planting right in the middle of the street...i could hear the woodies laughing at me from like 2 streets down!

[quote="MetalMaster"][quote="iceman2026"]while i was helping remodel our bathroom, forgot to put the light switch cover back on. Soi in the middle of the night when i have to a piss i shock my fingers on the switch. Not an injury really, just something really really stupid i did.[/quote]

Jumped onto a piece of wood when i was very small but forgot the neighbors short balcony thing was there and hit my head on it hahahahaha HUGE KNOT in my head

Rolled up the window in my car and chipped a tooth :wink:

Ran into a large peice of Rebar that was sticking out a good foot from the wall at Area 51. Tore a shirt, but didn't notice the damage till a got home. Left sholder was black and blue, and had dried blood that ran from where the rebar hit, down to my elbow.

went snowboarding, litterally was clothslined by a tree and then almost had a skier ram his left ski up my, well you can imagine. fractured 3 ribs and had a concussion.

that reminds me of another one..

Oh gawd here we go:

poison...ur probably gona have so many problems when u get older haha...but i bet it was all worth it

The unjuries definitely have caused pain that will be around forever, but also, It has caused my pain threshhold to be off the charts, I pretty much am in pain 24/7 but i just deal with it, joints, back, headaches.

miscalculated a jump across a ditch at night and wound up 6feet deep in a 10 foot deep blackberry bush

Well Storm I think it is safe to say you are not the only one that has done less than genius things and got hurt.

[quote="XpoisonfreeX"]The unjuries definitely have caused pain that will be around forever, but also, It has caused my pain threshhold to be off the charts, I pretty much am in pain 24/7 but i just deal with it, joints, back, headaches.

jumping on a bed near a screenless window (open btw) and I fell out (2 stories. I think I was 6). nothing big, but it hurt like a b*tch...

attempted to jump a low fence surrounding a vinyard....didnt know it had an electric current flowing through it :?

I usually take my casts off myself using a hand saw, this last time (2 weeks ago) i decided to use a table saw to make it faster, I set the blade about a half inch too high and cut into my arm, dad made me buy a new blade...

fell off a cliff on my bike. broke left arm/wrist. happened yesterday... :lol: lol

jumped over what i though was a low wall at a freinds house only to realize it was a retaining wall and the drop on the other side was 15 feet rather than 3 feet, dropped, fractured left leg (landed sitting cross legged for some dumb reason) the rolled down the rest of the hill, took awhile for my friends to find me.

I just found a house centipede in the corner of my bedroom...the hunt begins...

was playing with a six inch cold steel ti-lite, and was flicking it open upside-down. next thing i knew it flew out of my hand and hit my foot, i went to pick it up and saw that about half an inch of the blade was covered in blood, so i took of my shoe and is started pouring out. it went to the bone. didnt want stitches so i let it heal natrully. the puddle is still there it turned out to be about a foot in diamiter. this was like 3 months ago. didnt hurt at all though so that was cool.

I sprained my neck once - a shiny piece of copper caught my eye...