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....Dumb injuries

Aug 8, 2007 4:22am
SWATmonkey dropped the soap once...whatever his new name is.
Aug 8, 2007 4:24am
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Aug 8, 2007 4:44am
[quote="MartiSK"][/quote]
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
Aug 8, 2007 4:45am
Do i need to know why?
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Aug 8, 2007 4:55am
Yeah, you definitely don't wanna know that feeling... :lol:
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
Aug 8, 2007 4:57am
:shock:
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Aug 8, 2007 4:57am
BMX
[quote="michaeld"]I drive golf carts into sand pits[/quote]
Aug 8, 2007 5:01am
just thou id let you all know that i am now of crutches though my foot still hurts like crazy it is getting better
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Aug 8, 2007 5:01am
[quote="Storm"]just thou id let you all know that i am now of crutches though my foot still hurts like crazy it is getting better[/quote]
Aug 8, 2007 5:03am
dude i am a published author so dont worry about my grammar ok because i dont think no one on here gives a dang how i type
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Aug 8, 2007 5:20am
lol rank says it all...sorry i just noticed it, and i dont think you're a bitch, its just funny.
· Supreme ChancellorAug 8, 2007 5:39am
[quote="Nivek"][quote="Storm"]just thou id let you all know that i am now of crutches though my foot still hurts like crazy it is getting better[/quote]
HeadOnTactical.com
Aug 8, 2007 5:45am
Rollerblading, both feet flew out from under me, I tried to stop by landing on my hands, my right hand went onto a sharp-ish rock. Couldn't do anything with my right hand for weeks...
Aug 8, 2007 6:10am
[quote="Andrew"][quote="Nivek"][quote="Storm"]just thou id let you all know that i am now of crutches though my foot still hurts like crazy it is getting better[/quote]
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Aug 8, 2007 7:13am
I was joking.
Aug 9, 2007 12:24am
I dont care its the truth
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Aug 11, 2007 5:33pm
ok so i just got off the phone with Trog. He remined me of the time at Dennys. That right there will bring memorys to the people that were there. So after AZ one night. Trog, Swat mOnkey, Spence, XpoisionX (Not X poisionfree X), Dsteve, and i think Jere? and myself were at Dennys off of Manzenieta. Well we all ordered breakfast, some how the topic changed to the movie super troopers in the scene where that guy drinks all the syrup. Everyone at the table was like how can u do that. Well i grab all the syrup glasses and start drinking all the syrup to shut them up. In a joking matter Trog says hey i dare u to do a syrup cup full of tabasco sauce. So i say Sure. I fee. the cup up to the top witha nice mixture of red and green Tabasco. So i do the shot. Well it stay in for about 2 seconds. It comes flying out all over the table. So i go running out side while puking. I collapse outside the dennys and start throwing up like it was going out of stlye. As im laying there experinceing what could only be described as the most epic vomit experince short of Linda Blair these walk up to from Holly Wodd video and say "Dude what did u eat?"
Aug 11, 2007 6:29pm
I couldnt sleep and decided to do some welding in my boxers and a my welding leathers....Spark flew into my boxers and burned my pubic hair, i then shaved it all off and gained about an inch in length. Another time I decided to weld in flip flops...i did not burn my feet but i damn near ripped off my baby toe on a piece of sheet steel..
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos...How You like me now?
Aug 11, 2007 7:24pm
[quote="rap1171"]ok so i just got off the phone with Trog. He remined me of the time at Dennys. That right there will bring memorys to the people that were there. So after AZ one night. Trog, Swat mOnkey, Spence, XpoisionX (Not X poisionfree X), Dsteve, and i think Jere? and myself were at Dennys off of Manzenieta. Well we all ordered breakfast, some how the topic changed to the movie super troopers in the scene where that guy drinks all the syrup. Everyone at the table was like how can you do that. Well i grab all the syrup glasses and start drinking all the syrup to shut them up. In a joking matter Trog says hey i dare you to do a syrup cup full of tabasco sauce. So i say Sure. I fee. the cup up to the top witha nice mixture of red and green Tabasco. So i do the shot. Well it stay in for about 2 seconds. It comes flying out all over the table. So i go running out side while puking. I collapse outside the dennys and start throwing up like it was going out of stlye. As im laying there experinceing what could only be described as the most epic vomit experince short of Linda Blair these walk up to from Holly Wodd video and say "Dude what did you eat?"
Aug 11, 2007 9:07pm
dude i just have one question...... are you blond????????????? i mean who in their right mind would drink hot sauce for only $5 now $50 or more i could understand
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Aug 11, 2007 9:17pm
[quote="Storm"]dude i just have one question...... are you blond????????????? i mean who in their right mind would drink hot sauce for only $5 now $50 or more i could understand[/quote]
Aug 12, 2007 2:26am
stupid injury
Cricket
Aug 12, 2007 2:34am
[quote="PaulQ"][quote="rap1171"]ok so i just got off the phone with Trog. He remined me of the time at Dennys. That right there will bring memorys to the people that were there. So after AZ one night. Trog, Swat mOnkey, Spence, XpoisionX (Not X poisionfree X), Dsteve, and i think Jere? and myself were at Dennys off of Manzenieta. Well we all ordered breakfast, some how the topic changed to the movie super troopers in the scene where that guy drinks all the syrup. Everyone at the table was like how can you do that. Well i grab all the syrup glasses and start drinking all the syrup to shut them up. In a joking matter Trog says hey i dare you to do a syrup cup full of tabasco sauce. So i say Sure. I fee. the cup up to the top witha nice mixture of red and green Tabasco. So i do the shot. Well it stay in for about 2 seconds. It comes flying out all over the table. So i go running out side while puking. I collapse outside the dennys and start throwing up like it was going out of stlye. As im laying there experinceing what could only be described as the most epic vomit experince short of Linda Blair these walk up to from Holly Wodd video and say "Dude what did you eat?"
[quote="michaeld"]I drive golf carts into sand pits[/quote]
Aug 12, 2007 2:59am
[quote="The_wall"]stupid injury
I shoot Table Gypsies on sight!
· Supreme ChancellorAug 12, 2007 3:01am
[quote="The_wall"]stupid injury
HeadOnTactical.com
Aug 12, 2007 3:12am
[quote="The_wall"]stupid injury
Aug 12, 2007 5:18am
I ran into a sliding glass door last week... damn windex...
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
· Supreme ChancellorAug 12, 2007 5:22am
Like of one of those dumb Magpies on the Windex commercials?
HeadOnTactical.com
Aug 12, 2007 5:29am
ding the old lady loving magpi.... it's long but it could work for a nickname..=]
Aug 12, 2007 5:30am
[quote="Andrew"]Like of one of those dumb Magpies on the Windex commercials?[/quote]
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]