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Ok i'm bored at work, slow monday.... lets here some zombie attack survival plans.... You turn on the news and running zombies from the re-make of Dawn of the dead, are taking over the world... whatcha gonna do?

[quote="Ferguson"]Ok i'm bored at work, slow monday.... lets here some zombie attack survival plans.... You turn on the news and running zombies from the re-make of Dawn of the dead, are taking over the world... whatcha gonna do?[/quote]

Go to Northern Orgeon and hold up in the Safe Way Distribution Center. they have gaurd towers. I would take out the guards with a rifle if they didn't want to help (i would send in cricket to see if they would help and if he didn't come back then i would shoot) Then hold up there with an easy 8-12 months of food. At the same time i would make day trips to store up on vehicles, gas, and ammo. Get survivors (only hot ones that are dispensable) and make way to a safe zone if any. If none were found i would do my best to enclose a city and using natural barriers and fences and slowly clear it out once again using the dispensable hot people. If that didn't work i would just join the zombie ranks and reek havoc until my head was blown off by another enterprising zombie survivor.

Ha - go to the gun safe and get out all the stuff no longer allowed in CA.............then baricade myself into the Chemistry Stockroom and start making cool incindaries.............lastly, leave a trail of flaming wreckage behind me wherever I go..........

Buy alot of breath mints and lysol, Zombies do not have the best hygiene.

carry a bag-o-brains around - and feed them, so they won't eat my brain....

After I got my family, weapons and food I would find Ding and Nightblade. I would then hide out in a place I found. But then I would find the largest group of zombies and I would throw Ding and Nightblade at them. The zombies would follow Ding because he is Ding. Then Nightblade would contact SG-1 and kill all oh the zombies. Mean while I would be out dear hunting and having fun.

I'm loading up my gun, figuring out where everyone is meeting, and driving over there (and I'd probably raid Sportsmans' Warehouse Gun Dept. on the way... probably steal a hummer too... maybe find a hot mom in distress or something...)

Get a garbage truck and and weild the doors in. Cut a hole in the roof of the cab to get in and remove the glass from the truck. Seal up the windows with metal platting and giving me enough of a open spot to drive. Quick fill up and getting a cache of weapons and ammo. Go up into the hills for a few hours and see if I can't convert the rear compactor area into a mobile home....

[quote="K12azy13astard"]Get a garbage truck and and weld the doors in. Cut a hole in the roof of the cab to get in and remove the glass from the truck. Seal up the windows with metal platting and giving me enough of a open spot to drive. Quick fill up and getting a cache of weapons and ammo. Go up into the hills for a few hours and see if I can't convert the rear compactor area into a mobile home....

give me my 226 and my samurai sword.. and i'll be good..

[quote="rap1171"]Go to Northern Orgeon and hold up in the Safe Way Distribution Center. they have gaurd towers. I would take out the guards with a rifle if they didn't want to help (i would send in cricket to see if they would help and if he didn't come back then i would shoot) Then hold up there with an easy 8-12 months of food. At the same time i would make day trips to store up on vehicles, gas, and ammo. Get survivors (only hot ones that are dispensable) and make way to a safe zone if any. If none were found i would do my best to enclose a city and using natural barriers and fences and slowly clear it out once again using the dispensable hot people. If that didn't work i would just join the zombie ranks and reek havoc until my head was blown off by another enterprising zombie survivor.[/quote]

it depends are they American zombies or British zombies cus if their American zombies like dawn of the dead i make a sandwich and while im waiting for them and then walk briskly away

[quote="shortyaznguy"]give me my 226 and my samurai sword.. and i'll be good..[/quote]

[quote="Wolfhound 9K"][quote="shortyaznguy"]give me my 226 and my samurai sword.. and i'll be good..[/quote]

I would do what I always do when faced against a Zombie...

steal a Geo metro, fill it up with gas, get extra gas cans for the trunk, fill up back seat with beef jerky and water.

[quote="michaeld"]steal a Geo metro, fill it up with gas, get extra gas cans for the trunk, fill up back seat with beef jerky and water.

steal a hummer

[quote="GriffyP"]steal a hummer

jack a coastguard boat and find the nearest oil rig. Bring lots or food + guns + xbox. Oh and my trusty Aperture Science Enrichment Center Weighted Companion Cube....let all you noobs die off that take the shit back Atlas Shrugged style. then me and my Aperture Science Enrichment Center Weighted Companion Cube would be free to rule the world . PISS! thats a great plan.

We discussed this for 2 weeks in my architecture class and basicallly, with the combined knowledge of the people in that class, we felt we would make the ultimate zombie survival dream team and would meet in the Archtecture lab. Next, Drive my truck into the welding shop (connected to the Architecture lab) turn it into a mobile battle vehicle. Make frequent runs (possibly establish a roof to roof network system with wood from the wood shop, also connected to architecture lab) to the cafeteria where they have years worth of awful food we can survive on. Build weapons with the shop equipment. Wait it out until the outbreak becomes too severe and we have to flee the city before it is nuked.

Call in Special Agent Fox Mulder and Special Agent Dana Scully. If they can't get to the trueth then I would say get the Ravenwood from the T.V. show Jericho. Worst case I would call on Bumble Bee and Optimus Prime.

or... we can all load up our Super Soakers with Holy water and go Zombie cleansing :D muwahahaha!!

Is it sad that ding would try to fcuk a zombie that was a hot mom?

Go to costco, kill everyone in there, lock it up, and your set for life

id incinerate your cube john.

my Aperture Science Enrichment Center Weighted Companion Cube tells me you would be unable to hurt it.

it is also designed by an entity that tells you there is cake.... the cake is a lie

ok this is gonna sound really weird but ive thought this out way ahead with my friends (we are zombie freaks) Since the most likely cause of a zombie outbreak w/ zombies that can one is a deadly form of the rabies virus. It will cause the person to become angry and hungry. On the plus side, it also causes hydraphobia, so i would find a small island with no possible inhabitants on it (case of infection) with big enougth fresh water and food for survivabitly. To get there i would head to the airport about a mile from my house and take one of da planes. I have many guns+ammo (YAY COUNTRY LIVING) so i would be good.