Zombie attack plan?
for me i would gather all my friends with high amounts of fire arms go to walmart stash shit loads of canned goods, jerky, and water head to the police station's 100+ foot roof top and wait it out.
"Remember Jimmy Mackaway on the yard used to say, If you wanna be making moves on the street, have no attachments, have nothing in your life you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat in you spot the heat around the corner..."
[quote="Mr.Chris"]Go to costco, kill everyone in there, lock it up, and your set for life[/quote]
[quote="Spooky"]Call in Special Agent Fox Mulder and Special Agent Dana Scully. If they can't get to the trueth then I would say get the Ravenwood from the T.V. show Jericho. Worst case I would call on Bumble Bee and Optimus Prime.[/quote]
[quote="TheCapn"][quote="Spooky"]Call in Special Agent Fox Mulder and Special Agent Dana Scully. If they can't get to the trueth then I would say get the Ravenwood from the T.V. show Jericho. Worst case I would call on Bumble Bee and Optimus Prime.[/quote]
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
hell yea den i get ma bit'ch teh mak me uh samich!
"Remember Jimmy Mackaway on the yard used to say, If you wanna be making moves on the street, have no attachments, have nothing in your life you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat in you spot the heat around the corner..."
[quote="K12azy13astard"]Get a garbage truck and and weild the doors in. Cut a hole in the roof of the cab to get in and remove the glass from the truck. Seal up the windows with metal platting and giving me enough of a open spot to drive. Quick fill up and getting a cache of weapons and ammo. Go up into the hills for a few hours and see if I can't convert the rear compactor area into a mobile home....
"A (automobile) cabin should be an office and the business should be driving..." Ben Wojdyla jalopnik.com
Finally!!! He's free!!
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now now, i didn't fire him from the team, he's just fired, from.........life basically. :twisted: besides, what would i do without ding? i'd have noone else to loan and wind up giving crap to!!! oh, by the way ding, i think someone "borrowed" that stuff i had for you at work. maybe it was one of our zombie custodians??? :shock:
I like the Edit button alot.
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
zombies, deport them all!! hell, the little efers aint got green cards anyway, they have NO legal status, all they're doing is stealing everyones brains and sending them home!!! arm the border, shoot 'em as they try to cross, except for the hot milf zombies, we'll keep them and let them cross. hey, have you ever seen a hot cross mixed zombie and a norm?? HOOOOOOTTTTTTT, i'm tellin ya, you don't know what yer missin!! ding has the right idea, oh yeah. :wink:
[quote="TheCapn"]zombies, deport them all!! hell, the little efers aint got green cards anyway, they have NO legal status, all they're doing is stealing everyones brains and sending them home!!! arm the border, shoot 'em as they try to cross, except for the hot milf zombies, we'll keep them and let them cross. hey, have you ever seen a hot cross mixed zombie and a norm?? HOOOOOOTTTTTTT, i'm tellin ya, you don't know what yer missin!! ding has the right idea, oh yeah. :wink:[/quote]
Some say-That it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes.
there's the pot callin the kettle black!!!
I had the coolest sub today.
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
I'm very disappointed in all of you. Did no one read World War Z? Here's the deal, we take over Alcatraz and hole up there. After hardening of the island against invasion by Zach and crazy migrants, we devote the rest of the free space to farming. Teams will be established for medical, logistics (we can raid the surrounding Bay Area for pretty much everything), maintenance, farming. Everyone will have to serve guard duty.
I guess it depends on if they're the fast "Dawn of the Dead" zombies or the slow "Resident Evil/Night of the Living Dead/etc..." zombies.
[quote="neouser"]I guess it depends on if they're the fast "Dawn of the Dead" zombies or the slow "Resident Evil/Night of the Living Dead/etc..." zombies.
Some say-That it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes.
REVENGE OF THE NERDS!
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
The mall, duh. I LOVE shoes!
[quote="TheCapn"]now now, i didn't fire him from the team, he's just fired, from.........life basically. :twisted: besides, what would i do without ding? i'd have noone else to loan and wind up giving crap to!!! oh, by the way ding, i think someone "borrowed" that stuff i had for you at work. maybe it was one of our zombie custodians??? :shock:
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
call in Chuck Norris. then if that didn't work, move to Alaska. With a boat load of gas, guns, and ammo. (Resident evil 3)
Could move to North Dakota - doubt there's a sign of Intelligent life out there...
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
wow am i the only one that's gonna use a sword?.. its better to rely on a sword IMO cuz u dont have to worry bout ammo.. i guess combining both a sword and a gun would be nice :)....
[quote="ding"]Could move to North Dakota - doubt there's a sign of Intelligent life out there...
Who has read World War Z?
[quote="shortyaznguy"]wow am i the only one that's gonna use a sword?.. its better to rely on a sword IMO cuz you dont have to worry bout ammo.. i guess combining both a sword and a gun would be nice :)....[/quote]
[quote="Ferguson"][quote="shortyaznguy"]wow am i the only one that's gonna use a sword?.. its better to rely on a sword IMO cuz you dont have to worry bout ammo.. i guess combining both a sword and a gun would be nice :)....[/quote]
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