Mall Ninja
SPECOPS writes:
"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual"
~Andrian
Yeah, our Loss Prevention District manager just ordered APCs to patrol the Kmart parking lot...
[quote:582c615167="Iceman2026"] kids lock their moms inside when Matt is walking around town[/quote:582c615167]
Can't. Stop. Laughing. OMG.
WTF!!! That was hilarious!!!
"We'll bomb them back to the stone age" General Curtis Lemay ,USAF
ya we only carry m249 with hollow points on lot patrol this guy speaks the total truth.
You're not going to tell them about the surplus Cobra attack helicopter on the roof?
[quote="tommyknocker2121"]You're not going to tell them about the surplus Cobra attack helicopter on the roof?[/quote]
"We'll bomb them back to the stone age" General Curtis Lemay ,USAF
IDIOT! You know full well they don't have any Abrams! It's illegal for them to have those.
Im not sure about other places, but at the Mervyns that will be opening on florin road in march, they are going to be using seawolf class submarines. Little did you guys know that the entire street is actually floating, venice style.
wow that was just too great of a read...
you can pay for school but you cant buy class
that was funnier that f*** man he went from a sergant to a luitenant too. and i love his tactical seminars.
Russel Crowe- whether its a skirt in gladiator or tights in master and commander, he can still kick your ass.
I meet people like that on a regular basis. Full of knowledge they're just itching to bestow upon you.
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[quote="AdmiralAckbar"]My favorite is some guy telling me you cant hit sh*t with a Glock because the barrel tips up when you shoot it.[/quote]
[quote="JaJaWarrior"]If I have to pick one, I like butthook best.[/quote]
RApid Tactikewl Force Team recrewting!
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
[quote="michaeld"]Mall Security is Serious business.[/quote]
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[quote="AdmiralAckbar"][quote="michaeld"]Mall Security is Serious business.[/quote]
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
My Kibbles and Bits is greater than your Cat Nip son!
[quote="Amateur Ninja"]obviously you dont know him.
[quote="tommyknocker2121"][quote="Monkey"]
"We'll bomb them back to the stone age" General Curtis Lemay ,USAF
I know, forgive me Nick. I was confused about the inside and outside tanks.
[quote="tommyknocker2121"]When I was in the Netherlands in the 90's they had cops walking around the malls in body armor with MP5s slung...[/quote]
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Omg I can't stop laughing about the surplus missle shrikes.
~Andrian
Priceless
"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends